Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”
Someone just paid me fifteen dollars to tell y'all my opinions on white vegans so here you go.
It’s bullshit. The entire premise is bullshit. Everything about veganism is bullshit just in general, but white veganism in general is the fucking SSS-tier FGO Merlin levels of bullshit.
If you’re a vegan out of dietary necessity–this post is not about you, move on with your life. That includes “just don’t like meat/animal products” because we protect picky eaters indiscriminately in this household.
If you’re a vegan because you think it’s more ethical your head is so far up your ass you might as well be eating animal products cuz that’s what shit sure is.
There is not a single thing ethical about white veganism. It’s ridiculous to act that way. Veganism is literally turning your diet into imperialism. What, you think that your quinoa and acai smoothie made with coconut milk and nutella isn’t a horrific injustice done to pretty much every indigenous piece of land in the name of feeding your consumerist fad bullshit?
If killing cows is so bad, what’s y'all’s take on the palm oil plantations they’re burning down the Amazon for? Sure, orangutans are really charismatic and all, but what about the 1/3rd known species of birds worldwide and a full 30,000 species of endemic plants in it as well? Where does turning once-staple foods of indigenous people, like quinoa, into massive monocultures which the people who grew it can no longer afford it since it’s all getting shipped out via cargo plane to your friendly neighborhood Target factor in?
The meat industry is hurting the environment due to greenhouse gases, you say? What about all the produce that’s having to be shipped in from overseas and international waters because it’s not like you can fucking grow your pineapples in North Dakota? Where does that carbon footprint factor into the situation? Are you actually being vegan out of concern for the environment, or is it a meaningless gesture to be popular on social media about while refusing to examine the inherent classism and racism baked into the very foundations of your “anyone can do it” diet?
Do you dislike factory farms? Join the club! Neither do most farmers, funnily enough! But where’s the exploitation in your neighbor’s backyard chicken coop eggs? Is the rabbit fur an angora naturally sheds on its own being spun into high-quality yarn cruelty to the animal? Can you explain to me where the honeybees are getting the bad deal?
If your issue on ethical veganism is animal cruelty, then you campaign for more stringent animal husbandry regulations. You support your local small-scale farmers which treat their animals right that are otherwise getting shoved out of the market due to corporate farm fields. Because if you’ve got enough grocery money to shop exclusively vegan, you’re the kind of person who can go to a farmer’s market and actually support your community that way with no real issue, because again, your entire diet culture is wrapped up in needing to be seen as better than others more than anything else. You turned a type of food into evangelical protestantism.
Nothing about white veganism makes any fucking sense the second you look at it for .2 seconds. It is a performative diet made for wannabe Instagram influencers who get off on telling other people that they’re evil for eating honey, graciously ignoring that their agave nectar is causing an ecological crisis of overharvesting and throwing desert ecosystems out of whack, among everything else.
It’s foolish. It’s ridiculous. It’s literally not how any of this fucking works. I’m exhausted of people not treating veganism for what it is: Just another fad diet made to take money out of “empaths”’ wallets, only this time it’s actually managing to fuck over the entire global environment and multiple levels of working class citizens, rather than just being a waste of everyone’s fucking time! Congrats, vegans. You have done literally nothing right. You made every single wrong choice and have to double down on it now, because just like in a cult, the second you admit to yourself that maybe this whole schtick isnt environmentally friendly in the slightest, you now have to deal with the repercussions of Literally Everything You Did!
Much easier to just talk about how much healthier you are now that you take a shot of apple cider vinegar every morning on the internet. Takes less effort that way. Get well soon.
Every single thing here is factually incorrect.
I’ll never understand the conflation between veganism and eating quinoa/açaí. Like you think nonvegans are not eating high-carbon imported food? That the vast majority of palm oil isn’t going into the same processed foods eaten by vegans and nonvegans alike? (Hello Nutella) Or are we still just fishing for reasons to rag on people doing what they can/want
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tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????
“So women are expected to act like whores for free, and this is considered being a good sport, while actual prostitutes are objects of mockery and revulsion. You have to wonder.”
Anybody else just go in the back and stand there, getting a couple minutes of blessed silence before going to tell the customer what they’re looking for isn’t in the back, which you already knew before even going back there?
